Battleground States: Now with Battleground Action!
Who the hell thought up the term "battleground state"? Is that a new Saturday morning cartoon? Where can I get the new Ohio action figure? Does it come with body armour or what? Can I collect all of them? Which one comes with dino buddy-Condoleezza Rice?
The Democrats (while pimping out Clinton) are criticizing "Condi from the block" for campaigning for her boss in these battleriffic thunderstates. According to Reuters, "Democratic vice presidential candidate John Edwards on Thursday accused top Bush officials of neglecting their duties by making political trips instead of dealing with pressing issues at home."
I disagree. I think top Bush officials neglected their duties by allowing the country to lapse into a recession, giving away all of our jobs, making us look like jerks to the rest of the free world, allowing the waters to become so polluted that in six months all babies will be born with pure Mercury for blood, allowing two buildings full of heroes to die, breeding thousands of future terrorists, killing a lot of troops and civilians, allowing for the dissolution of the democratic process, revoking our right to privacy and free speech, appointing religious fanatics to positions of tremendous power, throwing piles and piles of taxpayer money at large corporations like Halliburton, making a profit off the loss of American lives, invoking the almighty to win votes, behaving like a dictator, lying, stealing, shitting on the ghost of Christopher Reeve, scaring the pants off of millions of citizens, and still thinking they are the best people for the job of protecting and bettering the American people.
Dr. Rice is doing much less harm campaigning in the thunderdome battlestates than she has done as national security adviser. You go girl!
The Democrats (while pimping out Clinton) are criticizing "Condi from the block" for campaigning for her boss in these battleriffic thunderstates. According to Reuters, "Democratic vice presidential candidate John Edwards on Thursday accused top Bush officials of neglecting their duties by making political trips instead of dealing with pressing issues at home."
I disagree. I think top Bush officials neglected their duties by allowing the country to lapse into a recession, giving away all of our jobs, making us look like jerks to the rest of the free world, allowing the waters to become so polluted that in six months all babies will be born with pure Mercury for blood, allowing two buildings full of heroes to die, breeding thousands of future terrorists, killing a lot of troops and civilians, allowing for the dissolution of the democratic process, revoking our right to privacy and free speech, appointing religious fanatics to positions of tremendous power, throwing piles and piles of taxpayer money at large corporations like Halliburton, making a profit off the loss of American lives, invoking the almighty to win votes, behaving like a dictator, lying, stealing, shitting on the ghost of Christopher Reeve, scaring the pants off of millions of citizens, and still thinking they are the best people for the job of protecting and bettering the American people.
Dr. Rice is doing much less harm campaigning in the thunderdome battlestates than she has done as national security adviser. You go girl!
1 Comments:
when the start giving away the "tennessee teela" and "ohio orko" figures, then i'm in.
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