Just 'Cause Dubya Says He's A Christian, It Doesn't Mean He Is
Maybe this is bad timing. Maybe within two days he'll be voted out of office and talking about George Bush will be as "dated" as that hot slut back in 8th grade that gave out handjobs to everyone out in the woods, but I gotta take a chance. This could be my last chance to write about GW, so I don't want to miss it.
What's the deal with everybody thinking George Bush is a christian? On the "pro" side, people are all like "Oh look at Dubya, he's such a man of faith, he so courageous in his religious beliefs. He's so faith-based." On the "con" side everybody's like "yo, fuck christianity. Religion is the reason we done have all these wars. Look at George Bush. He's a christian and he's killing all them A-rabs. I ain't never gonna be a christian ever again."
Here's what I say: fuck that noise. It seems people think he's a christian because he says he's a christian. He's a man of faith because he says he's a man of faith. Oh he must be a christian, his wife is a cookie-cutter Cookie Cutter.
Well here's what I say, bitches. I'm an Civil Engineer. Whoo! Whoo! Yeah, I build buildings and bridges and I drive that Amtrak up and down the east coast. Watch me build the fuck out of this airplane I've been designing. I said it, so I must really do it. Oh wait, I just changed my mind. I'm a physicist. I do physicism. Feel it! Feel it!
My point is, just because somebody says they're something it doesn't mean they ARE something. You can't go killing 100,000 Iraqi civilians and still be down with the Jesus. You can't see things in a certain way, aka Jesus, and go around killing 100,000 Iraqis all the while lying about it. Come on y'all. If you're down with Christianity I don't think you'd want GWB on your shortlist of awesome Christians. And to the people who hate christianity, y'all can hate christianity but all I ask is be smart. Don't be so so hateful that you use Dubya, et al as an excuse to get your hate on. People don't go to war because of religion, they go to war because they're powermongers, haterful, screwed-up, and all things a part of human nature.
Oh, I'm late for my train...
What's the deal with everybody thinking George Bush is a christian? On the "pro" side, people are all like "Oh look at Dubya, he's such a man of faith, he so courageous in his religious beliefs. He's so faith-based." On the "con" side everybody's like "yo, fuck christianity. Religion is the reason we done have all these wars. Look at George Bush. He's a christian and he's killing all them A-rabs. I ain't never gonna be a christian ever again."
Here's what I say: fuck that noise. It seems people think he's a christian because he says he's a christian. He's a man of faith because he says he's a man of faith. Oh he must be a christian, his wife is a cookie-cutter Cookie Cutter.
Well here's what I say, bitches. I'm an Civil Engineer. Whoo! Whoo! Yeah, I build buildings and bridges and I drive that Amtrak up and down the east coast. Watch me build the fuck out of this airplane I've been designing. I said it, so I must really do it. Oh wait, I just changed my mind. I'm a physicist. I do physicism. Feel it! Feel it!
My point is, just because somebody says they're something it doesn't mean they ARE something. You can't go killing 100,000 Iraqi civilians and still be down with the Jesus. You can't see things in a certain way, aka Jesus, and go around killing 100,000 Iraqis all the while lying about it. Come on y'all. If you're down with Christianity I don't think you'd want GWB on your shortlist of awesome Christians. And to the people who hate christianity, y'all can hate christianity but all I ask is be smart. Don't be so so hateful that you use Dubya, et al as an excuse to get your hate on. People don't go to war because of religion, they go to war because they're powermongers, haterful, screwed-up, and all things a part of human nature.
Oh, I'm late for my train...
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George W BUsh is a FUCKSHIT
-TIM
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