Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Q: What do you call a Bush supporter with a bat-shaped dent in his skull? A: A Start!

Here's a great story from Drudge. Hmm, is that oxy-moronic? Anyway considering the source it's probably a complete fabrication, but let's look at it anyway.

Apparently some Pro-Kerry high school students beat some Bush supporters with a bat.

Three high school students face charges for using a bat to beat another student who taunted them about being John Kerry supporters days after the contentious election.

The 17-year-old Apple Valley victim was assaulted Thursday in a Minnesota Zoo parking lot near Apple Valley's School of Environmental Studies, better known as the zoo school. Chad McKay, also 17, stood over the victim attempting to protect him.

"It's a good thing to see young people interested and excited about politics," said Dakota County Attorney James Backstrom. "It's obviously very disturbing to see this kind of violence over it."

The SAINT PAUL PIONEER PRESS reported in morning editions: The argument began earlier in the day Thursday with a discussion about candidates the minors had supported for president, Backstrom said. The two victims supported President Bush.

"We were sitting in the computer room at school, and there was kind of a political debate," said Chad McKay of Arden Hills. "Some people said only gay people vote for Bush." Chad said the victim said "only gay people would vote for Kerry because he supports gay marriage."

Backstrom said the victims then "called the other guys some names."

Chad said later in the afternoon when he and the victim were walking to their cars they heard their three senior classmates yelling at them, according to the police report.

Chad got to his car, but the three 17-year-olds attacked the victim, he said, hitting him in face, including with a baseball bat and kicking him. One boy had a padlock wrapped around his finger, Chad said.

Developing...
Look I know a lot of pussy Democrats are going to send me mail like "LOL!!! U GUUUUYZ U CAN'T BEAT SOM-1 UP JUST CAUSE THEY DISAGREEE WITH U!!!!" But apparently, you can. Look I'm not advocating hurting or killing anyone, I'm not a violent person by nature. But to be perfectly honest I would love to, just once, see a story about a bunch of gay guys beating a redneck in Wyoming to death. I wouldn't mind if NAACP official Medgar Evers could have assassinated a white supremacist every now and then. I know, I KNOW "Violence begets violence" and all that shit. But when the recipient of a good beating is unquestionably an asshole, do I have to feel bad for them? Why must assholes alway be the beneficiaries when horrible violence occurs?

6 Comments:

Brian Lord said...

Yeah! Violence is no way to solve a disagreement. Where did these kids learn that violence solves anything? Oh yeah, the U.S. Government done taught us that. Violence solves every disagreement. My bad. You just need superior firepower and that's the same as being correct.

12:20 PM  
Franky Pelvis said...

Good point! Having a baseball bat is better than not having one. Bingo: Superior firepower. Might equals right!

12:28 PM  
kittenpants said...

Listen, we tried reasoning with you. We won the debates, we pronounced our words correctly, we showed everyone all the dirty deeds you done dirt cheap. We did everything we could to convince you. I guess it's come down to beating the shit out of you. If I knew that's what it would take, I would have just cut to the chase a whole lot earlier.

1:40 PM  
Rob said...

if it had been done with a cruise missle, no one would have even mentioned it.

4:21 PM  
Brian Lord said...

Cruise Missle sounds so gay.

10:46 AM  
Rob said...

that's a tom cruise missle to you.. which does have a double meaning in certain unspoken corners of this country.. why do you think they called it "top" gun?

12:18 PM  

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