To Fuck the South or Not to Fuck the South: that is the Question.
Yes I've seen Fuck the South, And my initial reaction was "Yeah Fuck those Mother Fuckers!" However there are two sides to every smoking pile of bullshit. And Matt Tobey says Fuck Fuck the South. Now what do I do? Do I say Fuck Fuck Fuck the South? I'm completely confused. Anyway, Matt makes a great argument against giving a knee jerk fucking to any particular million square mile block of the nation.
However, I reject the notion that it's not valid to hate most of America. Disliking people for no good reason is the American way. In fact, I feel no overwhelming love for most Democrats, most New Yorkers, most white people, most black people, most AIDS victims, most Israelis or honestly, any Palestinians. None of those motherfuckers sent me a birthday card this year. I can't recall the last time an Afghani peasant helped me change a flat tire. I'm not ready to cheer for someone because they voted for John Kerry. Martin Luther King Jr, and Dr. Jonas Salk were two pretty cool guys that I like a lot. One of them found a cure for polio, and the other fought for equality for all mankind. Suffice it to say, they got a lot of shit done. Neither of them pulled a lever every four years and expected a big hug afterwards.
[I]n the wake of John Kerry's defeat, Democrats are filled with foolishness and venom, scapegoating half of the country based on an arbitrary color code and greedily pointing out tax disparities. If the yahoo pundits who say the Democrats need to act more like Republicans to win end up being right, we're off to a bang-up start. Either way, you're breeding the kind of divisiveness that gives guys like Karl Rove a twenty-foot boner. Nice work, assholes.I agree and disagree. On one hand, %40 of New York can't get enough of that monkey-looking motherfucker. In fact the piece of shit Upstate New York town I come from voted overwhelmingly for Bush. I seriously doubt the meatheads in my hometown have any desire to saw off the Northeast from the rest of the Nation. I can't imagine they'll man the oars so we can sail over to France and go to Mime College or whatever the fuck French people do. That's the other thing. I don't really have a hard-on for any non-America countries. I mean, Canada? Sorry guys. I prefer countries with an average temperature above freezing, and I got over having British royalty on my money about 228 years ago. I don't need to see the Queen every time I buy a cup of coffee. Also, fuck the metric system.
Anyway, before you start RedStatersEatPoop.org or fire up Photoshop to work on your map of The Blue State Republic of Awesometopia, keep some of these facts in mind:
More Texans voted for John Kerry than Vermontians, Rhode Islanders, New Hampshiretons, Maineacs, Hawaiians and Delawaraholics combined.
Meanwhile, more votes were cast for Bush in California than in any other state, save Texas
However, I reject the notion that it's not valid to hate most of America. Disliking people for no good reason is the American way. In fact, I feel no overwhelming love for most Democrats, most New Yorkers, most white people, most black people, most AIDS victims, most Israelis or honestly, any Palestinians. None of those motherfuckers sent me a birthday card this year. I can't recall the last time an Afghani peasant helped me change a flat tire. I'm not ready to cheer for someone because they voted for John Kerry. Martin Luther King Jr, and Dr. Jonas Salk were two pretty cool guys that I like a lot. One of them found a cure for polio, and the other fought for equality for all mankind. Suffice it to say, they got a lot of shit done. Neither of them pulled a lever every four years and expected a big hug afterwards.
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