I think "wrong" is fast becoming like the appendix or the tailbone.

Franky Pelvis: in your face liberal! yeah Iraq is free!
Brian Lord: so that's it? Iraq is awesome now?
Brian Lord: that great!
Brian Lord: my vacation is planned!
Franky Pelvis: dude it's like the bahamas now
Brian Lord: bomb, hamas?
Brian Lord: oh, Bah! Hamas!
Franky Pelvis: get a beach house while the gettings good. according to the maps i've seen theres only one beach in Iraq: http://www.lewrockwell.com/wall/iraq-map.jpg
Franky Pelvis: and watch out for those big ass flags.
Brian Lord: is that how the terrain looks? are there naturally forming flags on the landscape?
Franky Pelvis: nah that's man made. 9 billion in lost funds buys a lot of paint.
Brian Lord: "Baghdad Mayor: Erect Statue for President Bush..."

Uh, didn't the mayor of baghdad get butchered in the street recently?
Brian Lord: "Suicide bombs and mortars killed at least 27 people, but voters still came out in force for the first multi-party poll in 50 years."
Brian Lord: Oh it WAS a good day, my bad.
Franky Pelvis: yeah! It was his final words! "it's cold s-so ccc-old. Tell my wife and children I.... love ...them.... Oh and I want you to put up a big erect statue of George Bush!"
Brian Lord: hahaha
Franky Pelvis: 27 iraqis == Petra Nemkova stubs her toe
Brian Lord: In the new Constitution, an Iraqi is considered 3/5ths of a broken pelvis.
Franky Pelvis: hahha
Brian Lord: "Samir Hassan, 32, who lost his leg in a car bomb blast in October, was determined to vote. "I would have crawled here if I had to. I don't want terrorists to kill other Iraqis like they tried to kill me. Today I am voting for peace," he said, leaning on his metal crutches, determination in his reddened eyes."

Who wrote this article, Danielle Steele?
Franky Pelvis: hhaha
Brian Lord: "I congratulate all Iraqis on their newfound freedom and democracy," said Jaida Hamza, dressed in a black Islamic veil that also hid her face.

How does "freedom and democracy" jive with "a black Islamic veil that also hid her face"?
Brian Lord: I'm sensing a lot of bullshit in these "glorious" articles...
Franky Pelvis: me too, though i'm sensing some bullshit from the knee-jerk liberal mofos
Brian Lord: So basically instead of invading Iraq we shoulda just had an election that first day of the war...
Franky Pelvis: there is this fucked-up site where The Troops make fun of pictures of dead people....
Brian Lord: every site on the internet is basically a The Troops making fun of the dead.
Franky Pelvis: The Troops do a decent job with some tough material.
Brian Lord: Oh so The Troops are providing those captions? It ain't quite the level of FHM magazine or Maxim but they're OK.
Franky Pelvis: i'm not sure really. all the pictures are allegedly taken by a The Troops
Franky Pelvis: http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,120658 54%255E401,00.html
Brian Lord: I thought it was going to be picture of The Troops holding pictures of dead Iraqis. And pointing. And putting the photos in a sort of human pyramid.
Franky Pelvis: haha
Franky Pelvis: the troops need to leave comedy to guys like me.
Brian Lord: Yeah! You killed them tonight! Yeah, I was pretty good tonight a-hehehehe.
Brian Lord: (That's my Eddie Murphy laugh.)
Franky Pelvis: hhehe
Franky Pelvis: y'know how everyone wants to bring the troops home.... I'm not sure that's a good idea.
Franky Pelvis: I think we might have found the perfect country for those sick motherfuckers.
Brian Lord: haha. Keep yo peanut butter over in their chocolate please...
Franky Pelvis: is that wrong? I can't tell the difference anymore.
Brian Lord: I think "wrong" is fast becoming like the appendix or the tailbone.
Franky Pelvis: The troops seem to be having a good time over there.
Brian Lord: Your concept of "wrong" has become "vestigial."
Franky Pelvis: hehe
Brian Lord: Right. The lower their morals gets the higher their morale seems to get.
Brian Lord: "Morale" and "morals" seem to have an inverse relationship.
Franky Pelvis: do we want 150,000 homicidal maniacs back? Can Iraq keep them?
Brian Lord: The difference between a vowel and a consonant is a bigger deal in Iraq than it is on "Wheel of Fortune."
Franky Pelvis: ha
Brian Lord: Are all the soldiers over their homicidal? Even the chefs and the soldiers peeling potatos?
Franky Pelvis: yeah, they peel the potatoes with sharpened pelvis bones. It's fucked up, it's like Apocalypse Now, Now.
Brian Lord: Being free sure is expensive.
Franky Pelvis: I hate to ask after the election but... who the fuck was running?
Brian Lord: Running? From bullets? Or for office? Ahh what's the difference?
Brian Lord: http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40777000/jpg/_40777681_falluja2 03iap.jpg

Are these people a) in a concentration camp or b) free iraqis voting in their election?
Franky Pelvis: maybe they are lining up for the premire of Pamala Anderson's Barb wire II?
Brian Lord: Yeah, great marketing idea...
Franky Pelvis: I sort of want to go back to not giving a shit about elections in other countries.