Matt Drudge Valiantly Defends Award Ceremony Against Rampaging Negro Onslaught
I couldn't help but notice that Matt Drudge has published 11 articles in the past 3 days questioning the choice of Chris Rock as host of the 77th Annual Academy Awards. If I didn't know any better I might come to the conclusion that Drudge is actively trying to get Chris Rock fired. But that would mean that Drudge is not reporting the story, but instead trying to be a part of it.
Besides interviewing some 90 year old farts who haven't produced a motion picture since sound was invented, Drudge also dug up some Chris Rock quotes from his HBO comedy specials. Since "context" is a completely foreign concept to Matt Drudge, he printed some of Rock's jokes as if they were serious dissertations on Ethics and Morality. An example of a breathless Drudge "Exclusive" (Forgive the sentence fragments and excess punctuation):
Wow, he called abortion a "beautiful thing" in a comedy club? What an odd place to make such an irreverent comment. It's almost as if he was telling a joke, but for some odd reason he didn't even follow up with a "just kidding," so he was clearly dead serious.
35 fucks a minute? Holy fucking shit, that's a lot of fucks. Oh, by the way, thanks for the exclamation point Mr. Drudge. Since I'm retarded, that really helped me pinpoint the most shocking part of your "!!!!!!!EXCLUSIVE!!!!!!!!".
I though I might be alone in my surprise at how much coverage this non-story was receiving, But fellow blog star Matt Tobey was quoted as saying "The people who put on the Oscars were probably aware that Chris Rock's humor is edgy and irreverent. It's not like they picked his name out of a fucking phone book."
If you are going to take quotes from Chris Rocks comedy routine why not just run this headline "DRUDGE EXCLUSIVE: IN 1997 SPECIAL 'BRING THE PAIN' CHRIS ROCK SAID '[I] ... HATE NI**ERS.' DEVELOPING...." Technically it's true. Chris Rock said loud and clear that he hates niggers during his comedy act, therefore he is a racist white supremacist. A few moments later he said "I am tired of niggers. I wish they would let me join the Ku Klux Klan. I'd do a drive-by from LA to Brooklyn." We might as well get Adolf Hitler to sing the opening medley while we're at it!
Besides interviewing some 90 year old farts who haven't produced a motion picture since sound was invented, Drudge also dug up some Chris Rock quotes from his HBO comedy specials. Since "context" is a completely foreign concept to Matt Drudge, he printed some of Rock's jokes as if they were serious dissertations on Ethics and Morality. An example of a breathless Drudge "Exclusive" (Forgive the sentence fragments and excess punctuation):
Shock Oscar host Chris Rock recently declared that abortion in the United States is a "beautiful thing!"
"Abortion, it's beautiful, it's beautiful abortion is legal. I love going to an abortion rally to pick up women, cause you know they are f**king," Rock said during his club routine.
Wow, he called abortion a "beautiful thing" in a comedy club? What an odd place to make such an irreverent comment. It's almost as if he was telling a joke, but for some odd reason he didn't even follow up with a "just kidding," so he was clearly dead serious.
During a recent rant, Rock blasted heartland Americans.
"Weird white guys getting overly patriotic, with their f**king flag hats on," Rock said.
"I am not scared of al Qaeda, I am scare of f**king al Cracker."
One audio recording captures Rock firing off more than 35 F-words per minute!
35 fucks a minute? Holy fucking shit, that's a lot of fucks. Oh, by the way, thanks for the exclamation point Mr. Drudge. Since I'm retarded, that really helped me pinpoint the most shocking part of your "!!!!!!!EXCLUSIVE!!!!!!!!".
I though I might be alone in my surprise at how much coverage this non-story was receiving, But fellow blog star Matt Tobey was quoted as saying "The people who put on the Oscars were probably aware that Chris Rock's humor is edgy and irreverent. It's not like they picked his name out of a fucking phone book."
If you are going to take quotes from Chris Rocks comedy routine why not just run this headline "DRUDGE EXCLUSIVE: IN 1997 SPECIAL 'BRING THE PAIN' CHRIS ROCK SAID '[I] ... HATE NI**ERS.' DEVELOPING...." Technically it's true. Chris Rock said loud and clear that he hates niggers during his comedy act, therefore he is a racist white supremacist. A few moments later he said "I am tired of niggers. I wish they would let me join the Ku Klux Klan. I'd do a drive-by from LA to Brooklyn." We might as well get Adolf Hitler to sing the opening medley while we're at it!
